Hark! How the chins, Upside-down chins, Smooth or with beard, All will be heard! Christmas is here. Bringing good cheer. Lips, teeth, and tongue, Songs will be sung. Round and oblong, Singing their song, Whiskers or not, Chins sing a lot. One seems to hear, Words of good cheer, From every chin, Singing again. Oh! how they sing. Voices do ring. O'er nose and face, Going every place. Gaily mouths chew, While chins renew. Goodwill and cheer, Christmas is here. Merry, merry, merry, merry Christmas. Merry, merry, merry, merry Christmas. Oh, how the chins, Sing with their grins, Their melody, So chinfully Merry Christmas!
Working at the North Pole building toys out of a wooden block can surely put a damper on your day. Being two feet tall and having pointy ears and hats and shoes can also limit jobs with decent pay. Having Santa for a boss may sound exciting for a while, but really its just basically okay. This busy time of the year, its hard to keep running around like this. Scooping after reindeers just another thing we have to do, Santa likes the snow all clean and white. Answering the letters that the Fat Man gets from everywhere and they dont stop arriving day or night. We need a break our little feet ache, you think its easy making sure that red suit fits? Decorating Christmas trees and harvesting the mistletoe, you cant do all this working 9 to 5. Sure were sweet and jolly and were cute as boughs of holly, but these holidays put us in overdrive. We guess its fun, and when alls said and done, we hope your Christmas is the best one yet. Merry Christmas from one hard-working little elf to another.
On the first day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
A collar to keep away fleas!
On the second day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Two rawhide chews
And a collar to keep away fleas!
On the third day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Three slow squirrels
Two rawhide chews,
And a collar to keep away fleas!
On the fourth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Four long walks
Three slow squirrels,
Two rawhide chews,
And a collar to keep away fleas!
Where were we? Um,
On the twelfth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Twelve hours of napping
Eleven toys a squeaking,
Ten crotches for sniffing,
Nine mailmen running,
Eight hands apetting,
Seven treats for crunching,
Six smelly shoes,
FIVE NEUT-ERED VETS!
Four long walks,
Three slow squirrels,
Two rawhide chews
and cute labradoodle puppies!
Hope you get everything
you want this Christmas!