2009: The Year in Review (sung to the tune of Give My Regards to Broadway) This is the year behind us The headlines of two-thousand-nine This is the year of bailouts, Ponzi schemes, and flu that came from swine. Conan got the tonight Show, The Octomom got 8 kids more, Speaking of eight, its Jon and Kate who turned their marriage into war. Summer, we said good-bye to a Thriller and an Angel, too And Ed McMahon, the most belov-ed sidekick we all ever knew. When the big stars start dying, They seem to go in groups of three. Leave it to Billy Mays to throw in one thats absolutely FREE! This year the Hudson River was turned into a landing strip. Some of us got some cash for clunkers, And balloon boy was a trick. This was a year for Vampires, Whose challenge is avoiding sun, And Tiger Woods owns many autos, Now he has a hole in one! Letterman copped to scandal, admitting he had not behaved, Giving his female staffers Top Ten Reasons Not to work for Dave! This is the year behind us, Two thousand-nine is at the end, Now that its through, this wish for you is for a great two-thousand-ten! Happy New Year!
A new year is a reminder to celebrate all the things that are good in your world the people you love, the places you are part of, the memories you hold on to all those unforgettable moments when you close your eyes and breathe in life with a smile. May your heart be filled with lots of little reasons to celebrate at the New Year and always
May God Bless You at Christmastime God bless you with a happy heart thats light and full of cheer. God bless you with a happy home and loved ones gathered near. Christmas blessings, Christmas blessings, Joy to all on Earth Christmas blessings, celebrating Jesus and His birth.
A Special New Year Message for You. "Believe" Believe in yourself -- in the power you have to control your own life, day by day Believe in the strength that you have deep inside, and your faith will help show you the way... Believe in tomorrow and what it will bring -- let a hopeful heart carry you through... For things will work out if you trust and believe there's no limit to what you can do! The sky's the limit, so have your happiest year yet!
Oh, yay, todays your birthday, so celebrate with class, Dont drink so much, that You end up behaving like an Aspirins great for headaches and, hopefully with luck You wont have any need for them Today, cause that would Suckers, gum and candies, they all taste mighty swell, But if you get no birthday cake, Your friends should rot in Helicopters, limos, Perhaps a big parade? Free drinks and toasts and presents -- Who knows? You might get Later in the evening. you should relax a bit Make sure you get some sleep tonight, or else youll feel like Uhm really tired!
If we can love the stars without knowing the vastness of the sky, then we can believe in miracles. We are unaware of what sweet miracles may come. May you greet the new year with the belief that wonderful things are about to happen. Happy New Year
As the lights of Christmas Eve fade and the joy of Christmas morning illuminates the faces of all, may we give thanks for the gift of those we hold dear. Merry Christmas
Aint got no room for haters Cuz Im spreadin the love As Im rainin down my arrows From the heavens above When I send one in the air, its like an angel chorus sings Cuz I got ice on my nappies & bling on my wings. See, Im Q to the P to the I to tha D My aim is true, and yall agree Yeah, Q to the P to the I to tha D Its Valentines Day, yall, thanks to me. Yea, February One-Four is my day to shine Seen around the world on lotsa Valentines Blessin all yer candy hearts with my Heavenly flows, & Lyrics silky-smoother than a thorn-less rose. Do my fly-bys, then sip up on some pink champagne, In My Crib on Cloud Nine Just off of Lovers Ln. See, Im Q to the P to the I to tha D My aim is true, and yall agree Yeah, Q to the P to the I to tha D & Thats My Valentines Rapping Spree. Happy Valentine's Day, Yo!