It's time for fathers everywhere to turn up the heat and play "The Grill Master 500"! The object of the game? Don't let your family's dinner go up in smoke! Are you ready? Gentlemen, start your grills! Click on a piece of food to place it on the grill. Click the food on the grill to move it with your spatula onto the tray before it burns. make sure your food is thoroughly cooked. you have 30 seconds. Keep an eye on the charcoal to see how much time is left. Click here to begin! you cook 3 pieces successfully! Not bad, pass the steak sauce and enjoy! Hope your Father's Day sizzles!
These dads, it seems theyre always watching baseball on the TV beer on their knee These dads, they leave their snack crumbs spread all over the nice clean floor and then they snore. And when we need to stop to ask directions why he wonts a mystery And when his golf game shows its imperfections he wraps a club around a tree. Fathers! Fathers! They love to mow the lawn Fathers! Fathers! Theyre hairy and they yawn They go to work, they pay the bills On Saturdays, they man the grills On Fathers Day were grateful for the great stuff that they do Fathers! Fathers! (Kids sing): May we have some money, please? Fathers! Fathers! (Fathers sing): You think this stuff just grows on trees? They like to belch, sometimes they yell The same old stories theyll retell But on Fathers Day were grateful for the great stuff that they do! Happy Fathers Day!
In appreciation for what a great husband and father you are, I thought I'd do a striptease for you. But we have enough laundry on the floor around here as it is. Happy Father's Day to My Husband
Whenever I'm fixing something, or hanging a picture, Dad, I remember how you taught me to hold a hammer . . . and what to say when I hit my thumb. Happy Father's Day
A Father's Day Letter to my Brother Dear My Brother, As the years pass, we often leave things unspoken-although some things Have been spoken-for example, I think you called me "stupid" more than a few times, but let's not get into that. What I mean is that, although I don't say it often enough...Or maybe I do, I don't know...I've never kept track, really...but I've realized one important thing in my life is having a great brother like you. So, you know...Happy Father's Day and all that stuff.
Diapering 101 Step 1: Lay diaper like a baseball diamond. Step 2: Fold second base over home plate. Step 3: Place the baby on the pitcher's mound and fold first base and third base over infield, then pin or tape to home plate. Step 4: Hope there isn't a rainout. Happy Father's Day to the Father-to-Be
Your dreams... your reality -- If your kids ever get too tough to handle, don't hesitate to give me a call -- I can always use a good laugh. Happy Father's Day, Bro!