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Valentine's Day eCards
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- Animated
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- Greetings, greetings — it’s our big day, Pink hearts filled with tasty treats. We’re frosted and sprinkled in colorful jimmies, Now that’s what we call “good eats!” We dare you — resist us, We’ll parade around, in our finest foils and lace. Truffles and caramels and soft, gooey centers, Oooh, we’ll melt all over your face. So, enjoy us — enjoy us, There’s nothing better than a box of delicious sweets. Especially today — Happy Valentine’s Day, Don’t fret about your expanding, ahem, seat.
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- 1
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- free
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- N=374667
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- False
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- 0
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- Animated
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- http://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/thumbs/3132050r.gif
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- True
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- Sending you warm and fuzzy wishes for a Happy Valentine's Day.
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- 1
- Customer Type
- free
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- N=374667
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- False
- Mature Content
- 0
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- Talking eCard
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- http://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/thumbs/3136407r.gif
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- False
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- Talking ecards SAY what you WRITE
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- 1
- Customer Type
- free
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- N=374667
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- False
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- 0
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- card type
- Animated
- large preview
- http://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/thumbs/3023744r.gif
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- True
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- The Official Valentine's Day Test. This exam is designed to test your knowledge of Valentine's Day, as well as your attitude toward this particular holiday. Happy Valentine's Day!
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- 1
- Customer Type
- free
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- N=374667
- Is New?
- False
- Mature Content
- 0
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- card type
- Talking eCard
- large preview
- http://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/thumbs/3085690r.gif
- Quick Send
- False
- Card Message
- Talking eCards SAY what you WRITE
- Price
- 1
- Customer Type
- free
- Path
- N=374667
- Is New?
- False
- Mature Content
- 0
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- card type
- Animated
- large preview
- http://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/thumbs/3130093r.gif
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- True
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- Close in heart and near in thought — that’s where you are on Valentine’s Day. That’s where you are always. Have a Beautiful Day
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- 1
- Customer Type
- free
- Path
- N=374667
- Is New?
- False
- Mature Content
- 0
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- card type
- Animated
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- http://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/thumbs/3136247r.gif
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- True
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- No monkey business . . . just a wish for a fun-filled Valentine's Day!
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- 1
- Customer Type
- free
- Path
- N=374667
- Is New?
- False
- Mature Content
- 0
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- card type
- Talking eCard
- large preview
- http://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/thumbs/3085686r.gif
- Quick Send
- False
- Card Message
- Talking eCards SAY what you WRITE
- Price
- 1
- Customer Type
- free
- Path
- N=374667
- Is New?
- False
- Mature Content
- 0
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- card type
- Animated
- large preview
- http://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/thumbs/3023954r.gif
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- True
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- It's Valentine's Day, and I have a confession to make… Lately I've been having impure, lusty thoughts about you doing kinky, UNMENTIONABLE things to my body. I'm so ashamed Why, I wouldn't blame you if you wanted to tie me up, take me over your knee, and spank me naked, quivering buttocks. Happy Valentine's Day!
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- 1
- Customer Type
- free
- Path
- N=374667
- Is New?
- False
- Mature Content
- 1
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- card type
- Animated
- large preview
- http://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/thumbs/3132666r.gif
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- True
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- Thinking of you . . . makes me smile!
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- 1
- Customer Type
- free
- Path
- N=374667
- Is New?
- False
- Mature Content
- 0
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- card type
- Animated
- large preview
- http://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/thumbs/3130088r.gif
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- True
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- Like a blanket on a bed Or the sound of a morning shower; Like a book turned down, half read Or the quiet morning hour… You're home to me. You're home to me. Like the warm sun through the curtain Or a light on through the night; Like the glow of a candle burning Or the feeling that all is right… You're home to me. You're home to me. Happy Valentine's Day With Love
- Price
- 1
- Customer Type
- free
- Path
- N=374667
- Is New?
- False
- Mature Content
- 0
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- card type
- Animated
- large preview
- http://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/thumbs/3131032r.gif
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- True
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- I remember my arms around you for the first time . . . I remember the breathless anticipation I felt as our lips met. I remember those feelings so clearly, because they’re still in my heart each time I look at you or touch you, my forever love. I miss you . . . Happy Valentine’s Day
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- 1
- Customer Type
- free
- Path
- N=374667
- Is New?
- False
- Mature Content
- 0
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- Animated
- large preview
- http://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/thumbs/3130091r.gif
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- True
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- Once upon a time, in a land far away, there was a handsome man who appreciated women for their minds. A man who preferred brains and a sense of humor over a roll in the hay, a man in search of commitment... Thought you might enjoy a good fairy tale on Valentine's Day!
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- 1
- Customer Type
- free
- Path
- N=374667
- Is New?
- False
- Mature Content
- 0
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- card type
- Animated
- large preview
- http://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/thumbs/3131028r.gif
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- False
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- I’ve got a hug here . . . with your name on it! Happy Hearts Day, [Insert Name Here]
- Price
- 1
- Customer Type
- free
- Path
- N=374667
- Is New?
- False
- Mature Content
- 0
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- card type
- Animated
- large preview
- http://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/thumbs/3138706r.gif
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- True
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- And now, it’s time for ASK CUPID, starring everybody’s favorite God of Love, CUPID! Hey, out there you lovers, sweethearts, suitors, wooers, and swains. Swains? What the heck’s a swain? Did I say that? It’s your old buddy Cupid here. Are you looking for that special someone? Some hunk or honey you can…you know. You KNOW what I’m talkin’ about. Or maybe you want give your current relationship a little extra… Well, you’ve come to the right place. Cause I got the answers to your questions d’amour. That means “of love.” Let’s see what’s in the ol’ mailbag, shall we? Hmm. Lance from Los Angeles writes: “Dear Cupid, My girlfriend’s measurements are 38-24-36. She’s tall and blonde and beautiful wants me to move into her mansion with her and her twin sister. I don’t know what to do. Can you help?” Yeah, Lance. I can help. Run! Run as fast as you can away from that situation! It’s not healthy. And send me your girlfriend’s phone number. I want to give her a piece of my… (slide whistle SFX) mind. MIND. I said MIND! (looks around, worried) Who’s next? Candy from Kentucky writes: “Dear Cupid, My husband thinks he’s a Chihuahua. What can I do?” Chihuahua, huh? Okay. One more. Let’s see… Someone named Deedee from Des Moines writes: “Dear Cupid, I’m in love, but I’m not sure my love loves me, or even knows I’m in love. I’d love to love my love and would love to be loved. I love love. How do I find love?” Geez. I’m the freakin’ GOD of Love, and you’re making ME sick. Listen, Deedee, if that’s your real name, you don’t find love; love finds you. Sit back, and I’ll see what I can do. Okay? Geez. So that’s it for now. But Valentine’s Day is coming, and you may see me in YOUR neighborhood. I may even come to see YOU. And then maybe YOU could… Happy Valentine’s Day!
- Price
- 1
- Customer Type
- free
- Path
- N=374667
- Is New?
- False
- Mature Content
- 0
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- card type
- Animated
- large preview
- http://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/thumbs/3130092r.gif
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- True
- Card Message
- Here it is, a giant Valentine from me! Doesn't that make your day?
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- 1
- Customer Type
- free
- Path
- N=374667
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- False
- Mature Content
- 0
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