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I HATE Valentine's Day! Who invented this CRAPPY holiday, anyway? Probably some love-crazed loser with nothin' better to do. I mean, it's like some freakin' heart-shaped nightmare -- candy hearts here and balloon hear...
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I HATE Valentine's Day! Who invented this CRAPPY holiday, anyway? Probably some love-crazed loser with nothin' better to do. I mean, it's like some freakin' heart-shaped nightmare -- candy hearts here and balloon hearts there, pink and hearts -- I hate hearts! And this Cupid guy... I wanna beat the creep outta that little weirdo... flying around like some giant gnat in a loin cloth, takin' pot shots at people with his little love arrows. What if people don't WANNA be in love?! I mean, who does this creep think he is, makin' people all gah-gah against their will? And the music! Do you hear that? I wanna puke when I hear that crap! Enough with the music already. Hello! Hello, I'm about to puke here... God, this holiday makes me sick. Well... anyway... Have a nice February 14th. (But not a Happy Valentine's Day... I HATE Valentine's Day!)
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