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Song: Thanksgiving Day Overture
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- Can’t wait for the date – it’s nearly here. Love the mood, love the food at this time of year Need a plan for the clan when they gather near. Soon we’ll dine on Thanksgiving Day! Time to shop, time to chop, time to stuff a bird. Roast and baste, salt to taste, check the temperature. Make the sides, bake the pies, keep the gravy stirred. Soon we’ll dine on Thanksgiving Day. Turkey’s done, got to run – clean the mess and greet the guests, when they come to the door. Time to eat, find a seat, make a toast to our fine host (and check the football score!) Say the grace, keep the pace time to carve so we don’t starve Do you want dark or light? Pass the peas and cranberries Got our eyes on the pies May we please take a bite? We’re thankful for all that we’ve been given yes we’re thankful that if we overeat we’ll be forgiven ‘Cause thanks-giv-ing comes but once a year to celebrate with those so dear and we must state: That as our waistline expands, we’re grateful for our stretchy pants. Oh, snap! We’re hoping that with all the bloat we don’t look like a Macy’s float! Now it’s time for a nap. Tooooo-morrow when our coma lifts It’s to the mall for Christmas gifts This holiday was off the hook, well worth the time and work it took! and look – be sure you don’t forget to kiss the cook! tag: However you spend it, hope your Thanksgiving is happy!
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You Can't Gobble Me
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- Keep way back, I’m not your meal, Plan another menu, Hear my appeal. You can’t gobble me On Thanksgiving Day, Why not eat tofu, Feed yourself the vegan way. No, you can’t gobble me, Try as you may, Fill-up on veggies, Have yourself a deli tray Why can’t I find a place To live in peace, Where I’m not a part of Someone’s Thanksgiving feast. Don’t want my giblets touched, Don’t want my drumsticks gnawed, You know we turkeys think That’s a major faux pas. Hear my appeal . . . You can’t gobble me On Thanksgiving Day, Why not eat tofu, Feed yourself the vegan way . . . No, you can’t gobble me, Try as you may, Fill-up on veggies, Have yourself a deli tray Hope you have a supremely Happy Thanksgiving!
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U Can't Stuff This
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- U can't stuff this U can't stuff this U can't stuff this U can't stuff this My, my, my, my ladies think I’m so hot Makes me think it’s time to trot and strut around the farm Cuz this hayseed here can’t do me harm Feels good when you know you're down A super Tom turkey they can’t sell by the pound And I'm known as such And this is one tur-key you can't stuff (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) U can’t stuff this I told you farmboy, u can't stuff this (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) Yeah, I’ll keep on livin' and ya know, u can't stuff this (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) Put down the roasting pan, u can't stuff this Break it down! Stop! Turkey time! I’m fresh and juicy You like that comin’ here with a recipe So move out of my face And get a big meal some other place for Thanksgiving hold on I’m plump but I’m fit and I know what’s going on Like that, like that Baby, I’m a Free-Range Cadillac So you know, for you I’m too much And this is one tur-key, you can't stuff (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) Put down the seasonings. U can’t stuff this. (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) Hands off my giblets, u can’t stuff this Wanna piece o’ me, sucker? U can’t stuff this. Can’t Stuff This!
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The History of St. Pat's (Fun Song)
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- The story of St. Patrick’s Day begins in Ireland On hillsides with the green, green grass Beneath the Irish sun. St. Patty put this grass of green in baskets he did weave, and filled them up with chocolate eggs For children to receive. uhm, actually, I think you’ve got it wrong, there…listen to this…ahem…. St. Patty’s Day commemorates a date from long ago: The Pilgrims and the natives dined, on food that they did grow, along with fish and turkeys too, they ate their peas and corn, They later added football, and a holiday was born. NO...no...no… ya eejit! That’s not it… St. Padddy’s day is when the kids go around with their scary masks and… Achhh! You doon’t have the sense you were born with, Lad, it’s when Santa comes down the chimn… That shows what you know... Make no mistake about it – I’m wishing you a Happy St. Patrick’s Day! …and then if the turkey sees his shadow... For some “No Blarney” Facts About St. Patrick’s Day, click any of the Shamrocks! sharmrock #1 St. Patrick’s Day is the annual feast of St. Patrick (circa AD 385-461), a patron saint of Ireland. According to legend, St. Patrick used the green three-leaf clover (the shamrock) to explain the holy trinity to the Christians of Ireland. This is how the wearing of the green became a tradition. sharmrock #2 Although an Irish holiday, the largest St. Patrick’s Day parade in the world is in New York City, where 150,000 marchers participate. sharmrock #3 The Chicago River is dyed green each year for St. Patrick’s Day. sharmrock #4 In Canada, the UK, Australia, New Zealand, Argentina and the US, St. Patrick’s Day is not an official holiday, but is widely celebrated.
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Turkey Pluck Game
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- Need to pass the time until Thanksgiving dinner is served? Let's play... Turkey Pluck! You're the turkey and the stakes are high. However you spend it, hope you're having fun this Thanksgiving.
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A Turkey Day Toast
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- Here's to a turkey-roasting, family-toasting, count-each-blessing, pass-the-dressing, jokes-and-laughter, napping-after, wishbone-wishes, hugs-and-kisses, happy-happy Thanksgiving Day!
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Thanksgiving Chin Song
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- CHIN #1: In the fourth week of November As I’m sure we’re all aware, We celebrate Thanksgiving And we eat till we’re impaired. Watch some football on the TV And parades with relatives, No one spills the gravy On the tablecloth and lives. ALL CHINS: Turkey on the table It’s Thanksgiving Day Sauce made from cranberries, Broccoli soufflé, When I eat more food Than a rabid beast, You’ll know it’s at the annual Thanksgiving feast. CHIN #2: I see yams and I see brussel sprouts And green bean casserole, Mashed potatoes and hot stuffing Overflowing from the bowl. CHIN #3: Then there’s pumpkin pie and whipped cream Triple layer carrot cake, My chin gets tired from chewing And I have a tummy ache. ALL CHINS: Turkey on the table It’s Thanksgiving Day Sauce made from cranberries, Broccoli soufflé, When I eat more food Than a rabid beast, You’ll know it’s at the annual Thanksgiving feast. Happy Thanksgiving, Everybody
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Disguise a Turkey
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- Thanksgiving Eve The Farmer is onto you. Search through his wife’s dresser and find a disguise. You have until the Farmer reaches the house to find 5 specific items.. PLAY> Oops! Happy Thanksgiving anyway! Well done! Happy Thanksgiving
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This Turkey Won't Be Stuffed
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- I thought I'd seen the last of you, And you want to see the end of me, Well Honey, this turkey won't be deceased for your Thanksgiving feast (just listen to me now!) I'm gonna make it! I know I can! I'm gonna live to see December, put away your roasting pan, I'm gonna miss out on being dished out, Hope mashed potatoes fill you up Cuz this turkey won't be stuffed You can have your yams and cranberries Have some pumpkin pie, but you can't have me! When the cookin' starts on that cold Thursday, This bold bird will be M.I.A. The main course has flown the coop. Drumsticks don't fail me now! I'm gonna make it! I know I can! I'm gonna live to see December, put down that roasting pan, Yes I'm a winner, not your family dinner Hope the dressing is enough Cuz this turkey won't be stuffed (Get a cow if ya wanna chow!) (you want some protein? serve some beans!)
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Turkey Shootout
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- TURKEY SHOOT LET'S GO HUNTING
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Do Birthdays Suck Quiz?
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- DO BIRTHDAYS SUCK? Of COURSE they do! But some suck more than others. Take this quiz to find out your Birthday Suckiness Quotient (BSQ). DIRECTIONS Read each question carefully before answering. There is no time limit, but try to remember that you’re not getting any younger. TRUE OR FALSE 1. Cake always tastes better covered with melted candle wax. (T)(F) 2. I like the idea of getting gray, flabby, and wrinkled. (T)(F) 3. Canes and walkers are cool, fashion accessories. (T)(F) 4. Youth is like disco music… we should be happy once it’s gone. (T)(F) 5. Aging and the ever-creeping specter of death should be celebrated with a party. (T)(F) MULTIPLE CHOICE 1. As your birthday draws near, how do you feel? A) Like a kid on Christmas eve. B) Like a turkey on Thanksgiving eve. C) Like punching out somebody named Eve. 2. Why do we have birthday parties? A) So that we can celebrate life. B) Because cake, balloons, and a couple of presents are the crappy consolation prizes that are supposed to make up for the fact that life is slipping away. C) It’s a scam rigged up by the greeting card companies. 3. With age comes… A) Wisdom. B) Uh… wait… I know this but I can’t remember. Hey, that’s it— forgetfulness. C) Oldness. Well, duh! 4. The most popular wish made when blowing out birthday candles is… A) Wealth. B) Peace on earth. C) That you still have the lung capacity to blow out all those candles without collapsing. 5. While celebrating your birthday surrounded by your family, you are most likely to share… A) A bottle of imported champagne. B) A six pack of domestic beer. C) A domestic dispute. DONE Calculating your Birthday Suckiness Quotient… Your BSQ is “6” (and indicates the number of drinks you should have). Hope your birthday sucks as little as possible!
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Matzo Luck
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- The Official Passover Cooking Survival Guide. Day 1: Matzo with butter and jelly Day 2: Matzoball soup Day 3: Fried Matzo Day 4: Matzo melt Day 5: matzo muffin Day 6: Swedish matzo ball Day 7: Matzo with milk Day 8: Turkey matzo club and matzo a la mode Day 9: And last but not least... Happy Passover (and matzo luck making it through!)
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I Wanna Eat Some Turkey (Fun Song)
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- Happy Turkey Day!
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Bridging the Distance
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- Although we're far apart on Thanksgiving . . . the miles fade away with every warm and happy thought of you. Have a Very Nice Thanksgiving.
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A Thanksgiving Blessing
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- A Thanksgiving Blessing. May our days be blessed with the happiness that comes from living our dreams and following our hearts. May our days be blessed with the peace of finding little ways to slow the pace and quiet the soul. May our days be blessed with the contentment, laughter, and love. May today and every day be blessed with simple, quiet moments of thanksgiving.
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