Once upon a time, in a land far away, there was a handsome man who appreciated women for their minds. A man who preferred brains and a sense of humor over a roll in the hay, a man in search of commitment... Thought you might enjoy a good fairy tale on Valentine's Day!
On Valentine's Day I wish you hearts and flowers printed on boxer shorts worn by some hunk who's massaging your neck and feeding you chocolates HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY