funny valentine ecards
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That's Amore Song
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- When the moon hits your eye like a big-a pizza pie That's amore That's amore When the world seems to shine Like you've had too much wine That's amore That's amore When you walk in a dream And you don't know you're dreaming signore 'Scusami, but you see Back in old Napoli, That's amore That's amore Have a Happy Valentine's Day and many amore!
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Smooth Hamster Valentine (fun song)
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- (song lyrics) : Valentine's Day / It's when love is in the air / A day for sweet candy on your lips / Sweet nothings in your ear / Candy kisses roses red / Everywhere the love is spread / Fills your heart with such a glow / Feels so good oh oh / If Cupid sets his sight on you / Ain't nothing baby you can do / Let him pull that string back on his bow / Pierce you with his love arrow / Now can't you just feel it / It's the day for Valentines / Hoping yours is extra fine / And I'm here to simply say / Since you're totally the best / B - E - S - T / Such a cut above the rest / Such a cut above the rest / Happy Valentine's Day!
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Fun Valentine Wish
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- Have a hugs and kisses, full of wishes, Happy Valentine's Day!
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How Dogs Celebrate Valentine's Day
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- SENTIMENT P.1 How Dogs Celebrate Valentine’s Day 1. Rise at 5:30 a.m. wet-nose the master. 2. Go out and pee on the world. 3. Make poopy. 4. Sniff poopy. 5. Seriously think about eating poopy. 6. Eat funny looking bug instead. 7. Throw up bug parts on living room rug. 8. Drink out of magic well. 9. Sleep for 17 hours. Start all over again. Hope your Valentine’s Day is just as much fun! (Except for the ’poopy’ thing.) 10. Roll around in filth, then lavish Master with kisses.
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Love You a Latte Talking Card
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- http://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/thumbs/3343242r.gif
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- Talking ecards SAY what you WRITE.
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Chocolate-Dipped Fun Song
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- Time to get your chocolate on-- Party on from dusk till dawn Oranges and kiwis, and melons freshly picked, Tasty, juicy berries all double chocolate-dipped! Happy Valentine's Day!
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Be My Valentini Talking Card
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- http://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/thumbs/3347061r.gif
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- Talking eCards SAY what you WRITE.
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Cupid's Valentine Rap (Funny Song)
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- Ain’t got no room for haters ‘Cuz I’m spreadin’ the love As I’m rainin’ down my arrows From the heavens above… When I send one in the air, it’s like an angel chorus sings Cuz I got ice on my nappies & bling on my wings. See, I’m Q to the P to the I to tha D My aim is true, and y’all agree… Yeah, Q to the P to the I to tha D It’s Valentine’s Day, y’all, thanks to me. Yea, February One-Four is my day to shine Seen around the world on lotsa Valentines Blessin’ all yer candy hearts with my Heavenly flows, & Lyrics silky-smoother than a thorn-less rose. Do my fly-bys, then sip up on some pink champagne, In My Crib on Cloud Nine Just off of Lovers’ Ln. See, I’m Q to the P to the I to tha D My aim is true, and y’all agree… Yeah, Q to the P to the I to tha D & That’s My Valentine’s Rapping Spree. Happy Valentine's Day, Yo!
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Sheep Thrills Song
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- http://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/thumbs/3291107r.gif
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- I've got it for you baaaad and that's wooley, wooley good! You make my heart bleat faster if my meaning's understood... Don't be shy or sheepish 'cause if you haven't guessed I love when you're ram-bunctious, 'cause you're the very beeessst! It's time to flock together for some lovin' and sheep thrills... I'd like to fleece ewe, Baby-- And your every wish fulfill! Happy Valentine's Day
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Otterly in Love Talking Card
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- http://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/thumbs/3338377r.gif
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- Talking ecards SAY what you WRITE.
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Singing Ecard: The Kitty Cupids
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- What are you doing for Valentine’s Day? Some wear bright red outfits that are really hard to miss. Some prepare to pucker their lips as they try to steal a kiss. Some give special homemade gifts to people that they really adore. Some buy lots of chocolate from the chocolate candy store. Some go out for dinner, yeah to a place that's really chic. Some will spend a quiet evening dancing cheek to cheek. Some barely even celebrate. Some go all out, it’s true… But have yourself a special day… No matter what you do! Happy Valentine’s Day
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Feeling Naughty
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- I'm feeling naughty. Care to join me? Happy Valentine's Day
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Just Fur You
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- "Happy Valentine's Day" seems so pitifully inadequate... Can I lick your face?
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ABCs of Valentine's Day
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- Attention! Attention! We're now in for a treat: A few members of the class are going to give a little Valentine's Day performance . . . V is for this very special day. A for all the sweets comin' our way. L is for the love we're gonna spread. E for every candy heart in red. N is for nummy chocolate-covered kisses. T as in those --- chewy gummy fishes. I is easy: I love peanut-butter cups. N for 'nilla ice cream and sweet, sticky syrups. E --- it's all edible, colored hearts as hard as teeth. S for smooth white-chocolate with raspberry down beneath. D for do you like our Valentine's Day song? A --- See this candy? We can eat it all day long. Yippeeeee!
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Cupid's Pick-up Lines
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- Cupid never misses the mark when he’s hooking other people up, but some of his own pick-up lines…? Well, you be the judge… What’s your sign, honey? Mine’s the Archer, and I always hit the target, if you know what I mean… Baby, once you go Cupid, the rest are just stupid. Whoa, is that an arrow in my diaper or am I just happy to see you? My Cloud 9 or yours? My name is Cupid, but you can call me the God of Love… because I am, the God of Love. Really, it says so right here on my driver’s license. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I do another flyby? Wanna go back to my… well, crib? No, not working for ya? Well, baby, this will! It’s Valentine’s Day –- watch your back, Sweetie!
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Awwwsome Valentine's Day
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- Awwwwwww Awwwsome! That's You! Happy Valentine's Day
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Official Valentine's Day Test
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- The Official Valentine's Day Test. This exam is designed to test your knowledge of Valentine's Day, as well as your attitude toward this particular holiday. Happy Valentine's Day!
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Hedgehugs and Kisses Talking Card
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- Talking eCards SAY what you WRITE.
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Singing Ecard: Chocolate Chorus
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- Greetings, greetings — it’s our big day, Pink hearts filled with tasty treats. We’re frosted and sprinkled in colorful jimmies, Now that’s what we call “good eats!” We dare you — resist us, We’ll parade around, in our finest foils and lace. Truffles and caramels and soft, gooey centers, Oooh, we’ll melt all over your face. So, enjoy us — enjoy us, There’s nothing better than a box of delicious sweets. Especially today — Happy Valentine’s Day, Don’t fret about your expanding, ahem, seat.
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Let's Have a Drink!
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- Roses are red Violets are blue... Enough with the poetry-- Let's have a drink!
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Cupid Shooting Gallery
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- INTRO Valentine's Day is fast approaching, and you've been recruited to help Cupid sharpen his shooting skills. HOW TO PLAY Move your mouse to aim and click to shoot at the targets. Watch where you're shooting! The couples are already spoken for and there are some targets who don't seem all that interested in love. Hope Your Valentine's Day Is Right On Target
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Valentine's Day Fairy Tale (Anti-Val)
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- Once upon a time, in a land far away, there was a handsome man who appreciated women for their minds. A man who preferred brains and a sense of humor over a roll in the hay, a man in search of commitment... Thought you might enjoy a good fairy tale on Valentine's Day!
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A Friendship Wish
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- On Valentine's Day I wish you hearts and flowers printed on boxer shorts worn by some hunk who's massaging your neck and feeding you chocolates HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY
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On Cloud K-9 Talking Card
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- Talking ecards SAY what you WRITE.
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Cutie Cupid Talking Card
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- Talking ecards SAY what you WRITE
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Let's Monkey Around Talking Card
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- Talking ecards SAY what you WRITE.
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Hogs and Kisses Talking Card
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- http://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/thumbs/3265902r.gif
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- Talking ecards SAY what you WRITE.
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Ask Cupid
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- And now, it’s time for ASK CUPID, starring everybody’s favorite God of Love, CUPID! Hey, out there you lovers, sweethearts, suitors, wooers, and swains. Swains? What the heck’s a swain? Did I say that? It’s your old buddy Cupid here. Are you looking for that special someone? Some hunk or honey you can…you know. You KNOW what I’m talkin’ about. Or maybe you want give your current relationship a little extra… Well, you’ve come to the right place. Cause I got the answers to your questions d’amour. That means “of love.” Let’s see what’s in the ol’ mailbag, shall we? Hmm. Lance from Los Angeles writes: “Dear Cupid, My girlfriend’s measurements are 38-24-36. She’s tall and blonde and beautiful wants me to move into her mansion with her and her twin sister. I don’t know what to do. Can you help?” Yeah, Lance. I can help. Run! Run as fast as you can away from that situation! It’s not healthy. And send me your girlfriend’s phone number. I want to give her a piece of my… (slide whistle SFX) mind. MIND. I said MIND! (looks around, worried) Who’s next? Candy from Kentucky writes: “Dear Cupid, My husband thinks he’s a Chihuahua. What can I do?” Chihuahua, huh? Okay. One more. Let’s see… Someone named Deedee from Des Moines writes: “Dear Cupid, I’m in love, but I’m not sure my love loves me, or even knows I’m in love. I’d love to love my love and would love to be loved. I love love. How do I find love?” Geez. I’m the freakin’ GOD of Love, and you’re making ME sick. Listen, Deedee, if that’s your real name, you don’t find love; love finds you. Sit back, and I’ll see what I can do. Okay? Geez. So that’s it for now. But Valentine’s Day is coming, and you may see me in YOUR neighborhood. I may even come to see YOU. And then maybe YOU could… Happy Valentine’s Day!
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Chimply Irresistible Talking Card
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- Talking ecards SAY what you WRITE.
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A Birdie Told Me Talking Card
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- Talking ecards SAY what you WRITE.
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