Its Valentines Day, and I have a confession to make Lately Ive been having impure, lusty thoughts about you doing kinky, UNMENTIONABLE things to my body. Im so ashamed. Why, I wouldnt blame you if you wanted to tie me up, take me over your knee, and spank me. Happy Valentines Day!
I Wuv You Very Much. Wanna get laid? Bump uglies? Do the horizontal bop? A little parallel parking? How about you and me go out it till we're sore? Take it right over this way. I'm talking big bang baby. You know what I'm talking about. Wuv You! Happy Valentine's Day!