You're invited to my birthday party! Please say "yes" and celebrate my special day with me, it's going to be a lot of fun - just wait and you will see!
Ladies and Gentleman! Witness the amazing ageless wonder! Skin like a baby's! A face that defies the ravages of time! How do they stay so young? What is the secret behind this miracle of nature? Come see for yourself!
Forty is groovy. Forty is outta sight. Forty is 8-track tapes and mood rings. Forty is the stockboy at the grocery store addressing you as Sir or Ma'am. Forty is discussing mutual funds at parties. Forty is the thrill of shopping for a sensible pair of shoes. Forty is the magic of new living room carpeting. Forty is paying attention to suppository commercials. Forty is a great reason to have a party.